An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
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A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.
Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status
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putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
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Whose Status Is It Anyway is a drinking game where Dylan reads out Facebook Statuses of idiots we went to high school with. Each status must be read out in a constant non-revealing emotive tone and needs to end with "Who Am I?". Any game participant can choose to guess the answer. If the guess is right, the successful participant nominates another game attendee to finish off their vessel. However, the guesser runs the risk of taking a single scull of their drink at the event that they're wrong. Stay Gold.
Dylan begins the game of Whose Status Is It Anyway by reading out the following... "Spending money on Flags and Anthems is such a waste of money against child poverty or animal cruelty. We can vote on a selection of leaders but not the issues that matter. In the end those in power are all the same, just a puppet of those behind them. Cheers world.".. a participant guesses wrong resulting in a swig of their drinking vessel. Another participant guesses correctly, resulting in the nomination of Logan, who is obliged to scull his entire drinking vessel .
A short funny video that usually makes very little sense or none at all, and the only reason you laugh is because it is so overwhelmingly dumb.
*sees a video on elevator lore in 3x speed and 144p quality*
"Oh that's a Shitpost/Shitpost status because it is overwhelmingly dumb"
When you post a great status on facebook and no one "likes"it and you get no replies.
I was left Diss-status-fied when no friends commented on my brilliant facebook status.
A man/woman who is currently known as big brain.
"John has Big Brain Status right now".