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Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

by 0Pink_Omega0 November 29, 2016


Hello, you're quite good at turning me on

This term, "Hello, you're quite good at turning me on" originated back 200 years ago in the time of the olympians. This term can be used as a 'pickup- line' attempt, and usually results with a slap in the face. On rare occasions it may be worse, for example: you may be kicked in the genitals, but do not fear, the pain will go away quickly, due to the fact that you will be unconscious.

"hello, name, you're quite good at turning me on"

*KICK*

*THUMP*

by Paolo Vella September 23, 2004

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left turn from the extreme right lane

The life-saving maneuver America made in electing Biden after four years of Trump.

Cruising the Highway to Hell in a white F-150 with no brakes and huge Trump flags blowing from it's rear end, America made a left turn from the extreme right lane, not a moment too soon.

by Monkey's Dad January 26, 2021

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she not a lesbian for p she turn Pesbian

that's the meaning of being P

bro she was not a lesbian but for me she turned Pesbian because im big P

she not a lesbian for p she turn pesbian g

by big4uatro January 18, 2022

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Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen

Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

by sarasplayroom.com January 10, 2010

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I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021


Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

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