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An extension of the third wheel/inverted oreo.
Occurs when someone of dark complexion is situated between two people of light/pale complexion, and the two pale people are in a relationship. Not only will the darker person be third-wheeling, but they will be an "inverted wagon wheel," and they will be "inverse wagon wheeling."
The "wagon wheel" part refers to the wagon wheel snackfood similar to an oreo available in many parts of the world.
Black Guy: Oh hey, it's a white couple
(black guy runs up in between the couple, proceeds to make things awkward)
White couple: Stop being an inverted wagon wheel man
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Nipples so big they resemble wagon wheels
-Have you seen the size of her nipples?
Yeah she's got wagon wheel nips.
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A sex position between four men, only possible in Outer Space or another Zero-Gee environment. Each man must be of an equal height and with similar body proportions. Most importantly, their penises must be of equal length and erections must stick straight out. Each man arches their back forward 90º and penetrates the anus of the man in front of them. When the fourth man penetrates the first man, a Fourway Sodomy Wheel is formed, in which all four men are simultaneously fucking and being fucked by eachother.
Elon Musk built SpaceX not on the dream of colonizing Mars, as he has falsely stated before, but to make the Fourway Sodomy Wheel a more viable sex position.
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To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.
Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.
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Only one rule to being the third wheel and it must be followed to a dime.
1.) You dont speak, unless you have something funny to say. After saying it laugh and then go back to silence
Also: walk ahead, behinde or off to the side never with the couple
Congrats you lonley loser you now know how the tird wheel code works
That was awkward-dude 1
Well next time follow the third wheel code, bro
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SEX Position: Similar to the Back seat driver but with more participants. involves three girls and three guys. two women are in the back with one man sitting in the middle. The third girl is in the reverse cowgirl position with the man in the middle while she gives hand jobs to the other two men in the driver and passenger seat. Meanwhile the man in the backseat middle fingers the girl on either side of him.
Well there was six of us so we just pulled down our pants and had a 4 wheel driver
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When you're making love to a women from behind and she's on all fours. Then you shift up your junk to her ass. She will begin to try to get away using all four limbs.
I gave your sister the four wheel drive last night. She's a kicker!
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