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never in a million years

Absolutely not

Never in a million years i'll give you a treat

by SSSVORA March 10, 2016

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


9 year olds

A pewdiepie subscriber

I got 9 year olds so just hold you defecation

by HoveringCat March 15, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


rue years eve

the remorse that one feels on New Years after doing something that either hurt someone, put them in jail, gave them a killer hangover or made them pass out before the ball dropped.

V: 5, 4, 3...
(body drops on the floor)

New Years Day
V: Ugggghhhhh....
B: Have a nice Rue Years Eve?

by Brittney Sade January 5, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


the best year ever

2018. Easily the best year of all time.

Remember 2018?
Don't you mean the best year ever?
Yep.

by misser_of_2018 November 15, 2020

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


14 year old

The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.

Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."

by Onlineretard September 30, 2021

32πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


New Year Cream.

Cumming at exactly 12:00PM on the 31st of December.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Katelyn, isn't she supposed to be at the party?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.

by iintens December 31, 2010

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž