Never in a million years i'll give you a treat
4π 2π
the remorse that one feels on New Years after doing something that either hurt someone, put them in jail, gave them a killer hangover or made them pass out before the ball dropped.
V: 5, 4, 3...
(body drops on the floor)
New Years Day
V: Ugggghhhhh....
B: Have a nice Rue Years Eve?
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When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Yearβs Eve she finally agrees to New Yearβs Anal.
Boy: Come onbaby letβs bring in the New Year with New Yearβs Anal.
Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby
4π 2π
2018. Easily the best year of all time.
Remember 2018?
Don't you mean the best year ever?
Yep.
5π 3π
The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.
Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."
32π 35π
Cumming at exactly 12:00PM on the 31st of December.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Katelyn, isn't she supposed to be at the party?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.
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