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a person who enjoys "tits" more than any other average person
Man that dawg obsessed with dem tits, call him tits mahony
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one who motorboats the elderly.
He is such a tit mongler.
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An exposed female breast, commonly used in high fashion/editorial photography, as a crutch to distract the viewer from bad photography, awful clothing or lack of overall aesthetic substance.
Photographers often refer to this as "artistic" in an attempt to distance themselves from porn even though a male audience will shamelessly pleasure themselves to a subtly exposed fashion tit.
"I was about to toss my wife's collection of old Vogue magazines until I caught glimpse of a fashion tit. I immediately changed my mind and took a new course of action... and tossed them 3 minutes later."
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Enthusiastic of, supportive of, excited about, or infatuated with a person, place or thing, especially in excess. Derived from the common wisdom that women enjoy having their breasts fondled.
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A: "Did you have any luck with Becky?"
B. "Nah, I tried hooking up with her, but she's all tits forward about Jeff nowadays."
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A: "Hey, have you heard? Justin started a petition to end gay bashing in the army."
B: "I know, he's so tits forward about gay rights."
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An alternate phrase for “kick ass” like let’s do this, let’s roll, let’s fucking gooo.
Zombie Apocalypse is in full swing; Two men prepare to escape from a never ending wave of the undead, one man loads his rifle, spins his hat around backwards, turns to look at other man and says “let’s lick tits”
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A botched tit job in which the nipples face drastically different directions.
Sexy Cora was in the process of having her sixth boob job to fix her derp tits, but then she herself derped
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tits so small that they only consist of nipples
When she took her bra off, all she had were nipple tits:-(
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