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When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
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drunk dick.
when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.
no boner
check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!
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Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.
1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!
2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"
" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't
expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."
"Oh. Sweet."
3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".
When a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans penis, or "Street Cannon" as David Burns has coined it.
David: Hey Seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at passing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?
Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.
A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.
Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering
Siege Dick is a term used to describe your dick when it shrivels up into nothing after playing the hit online game, Rainbow Six Siege, a little to hard.
Ayy man, I got me some fucking siege dick right now.
Damn bro, if you keep playing like that you finna get siege dick.
A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.
"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "
"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler