Justin Bieber

A teenage boy with an average-pitched voice who is going through puberty. He has at least a little bit of singing talent but really is just another celebrity for teenage girls to obsess over and throw away their money to. People dislike him just for the sake of hating on a celebrity - these people need to get a life.

Obsessed fan: OMG DID YOU LIKE SEE THAT CONCERT LAST NIGHT LOLOLOLOL

Hater: Justin Bieber sounds like a chipmunk. He's actually a girl lol!

Neutral: Seriously, guys?

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Justin Bieber shape

/dʒʌstɪn bi:bəɹ ʃeɪp/

noun

: the external parts of the female genital organs

Mod.Eng. from <Justin Bieber> + <shape>, first use c.2011

M: I have the stupidest desire to purchase silly bandz
G: They're rubber bands
G: That have something to do with farmville and... justin bieber.
M: they come in justin bieber shapes!
G: I'll come in your justin bieber shape.
G: Wait

Oh god delete that

Undo

UNDO

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justin bieber

an amazing singer, really extremely hot!

i wanna marry him and have bieber babies ,
sorry girls he's taken <3

BACK OFF GURLS JUSTIN BIEBER, HES MINE

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Justin Bieber Syndrome

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.

I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

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Justin Drew Bieber

A Hot, Sexii, bieberlicious, cute, nice, sweet caring, loving, bubbly, outgoing amazing singer. Favorite color purple from Stratford, Ontario, Canada.

"And I was like Baby, baby, baby, ohhh" -Justin Drew Bieber Baby ft. Ludacris

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Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.

Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!

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Bieber My Balls

Sort of like, Suck my Dick. To be used when someone tries to tell you other wise and you just get so fed up that you want them to shut up.

Could also be used as another wording for "Oh my god" Which could be the best solution in front of religious people.

You: Yeah cheese is made from Chickens

Other: NO it's made from cows

You: Know what? Yeah it is, Bieber my balls.

Example 2:

Bieber my balls, its so cold outside.

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