Hollow Point

Sticking your fingers in someone’s ass like this 🤌 then expanding the tips of your fingers outwards.

“Yeah man Sarah wanted to spice up our love life so I hollow pointed her last night.”

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Point of Existence

An awesome mod created for Battlefield: Veitnam which totally owns DC.

This mod is the best mod ever created...

"I just blew up that tank whore with my F-22!"
"No way! I was that tank whore you faggot!"

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dew point

the point at which you would do someone

"yeah, she's pretty hot, but she hasn't quite reached my dew point yet. maybe if she made me some cookies!!"

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to your point

Phrase used to contradict another person's ideas, while making it feel like you have agreed with them.

Her: I don't think we should see each other anymore. You're just not there for me emotionally and I need more than that.

You: To your point, I think we should limit our relationship to strictly sexual, and I look forward to that. I’m glad we agree on this.

Can also be used in the 3rd person.

Jim: Peyton Manning rules.

You: I’m with Jim on this one. And to Jim’s point, Tom Brady is the best QB in the NFL.

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cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

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scene points

Scene points are defined as a tossers way of making people cool.

You gain scene points in many ways. The most common being:
- saying you dont like alcohol and getting wasted on beer
- putting <3 instead of a heart sign
- appearing at drinking establishments such as 'The Quayside' or 'The Winebar.'
- having a myspace which includes pictures taken from ambiguous angles. Bonus points are gained for changing the colour of faces on them.
- going to the local goth's house party just to say "I was there."
- getting the bus home after a boozy night out
- wearing tight pants
- wearing tight shirts
- having a ridiculous hairstyle. i.e. beyond shoulder length, spiked up, covering the eyes, dyed dark black/green/purple
- treating the common area of your local college or place of learning as a second home
- listening to bands who have more screams than actual lyrics themselves
- buying t shirts of such bands

However. There are ways of losing scene points. These include:
- Raveing to pleasure rooms in chavvy bars and nightclubs
- wear nike, adidas, reebok or other sporting brands of clothing
- have a common haircut such as short back and sides or a skinhead
- listening to songs which includes words and are under 50 decibels loud
- driving
- not commenting someone back or not accepting a friend request on myspace.

There are many more ways scene points can be gained or lost. But this is the tosser's definition.

For example. A once normal and upstanding citizen of the community could gain 5 scene points by going to the winebar, turning up in tight clothes, refusing beer then drinking it, taking obscure pictures whilst in there, then getting the bus home.

However, such a person could redeem themselves by getting a short back n sides, driving to the old town wearing an adidas tracksuit, going to a rave, enjoying beer then get a taxi home.

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Bonus Points

While a passenger in a car, and you see people walking on the road, one yells, "Bonus Points", and the driver runs over, or threatens to run over the pedestrians.

Billy: Bonus Points!
Ricky: (Floors on the gas pedal)
The pedestrians leap int the snow off of the road.

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