jail house wife

a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person

i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?

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Tom Hollands Wife

Me

I am Tom Hollands wife

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whack a wife day

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year

Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day

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Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.

"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"

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Roof or Sister Wife

a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.

Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy

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Eric Cartman’s Wife

Eric Cartman’s Wife was originally derived from a girl called Andrea. Her personality is just like Eric Cartman, arrogant, rude, abusive, bully, self-fish, fat, stubborn, stupid.
And she hates America.

Hello my name is Andrea
Oh, you’re Eric Cartman’s Wife

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whole ass wife

The best of the absolute best. No one will ever compare. The "one"

Dana Jo Snead is a whole ass wife

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