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exceptionaly large woman with an ugly face or usually unkempt in appearance.
"Whoa check out that huge lady in line!"
"Dang now thats a beef troll."
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The water that collects in the spot under the "bridge" of your anus and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.
Only good way to dry Troll Water is to do a Troll Sweep
Guy 1: Dude, this morning, i had Troll Water worse then ever before! And I forgot to Troll Sweep!
Guy 2: Oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
Guy 1: Yup.
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A person who sobers the mood of a post by tying the subject back to Jesus/God/Christianity. Can be completed with biblical quotes or an overall feeling of Christian guilt.
Steve: Check it out, I planked the water fountain!
Terry: That shit is so fucking stupid, man
John: We should all thank Him for having the full mobility of our bodies to be able to do such things. Some people don't have that luxury.
Steve: John, you're such a Jesus Troll.
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Someone who spends a lot of time going to online comment sections NOT to make pertinent points but simply to publish ugly hateful remarks that have NOTHING to do with subject of article.
Sam, a certified hate troll, spends hours watching Youtube videos showing Obama in his daily life in the White House then makes comments such as "I can't wait until this evil, immoral POS and his crap family leaves!"
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A fugly person who does weird things, like stares at you while you work, or looks at you for hours. Generally someone undesirable to have hanging around you. This person usually gives off an unshakable feeling of disgust to the person experiencing the creeper troll's stare.
There is a creeper troll staring at you from across the street.
Creeper troll that is following you around the mall.
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Jealous asshole who doesn't want you to succeed.
Teacher : I'm going to make sure you don't get into a good college.
Me : Go fuck yourself troll-trapper, I'll find my own damn college.
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A blog where posts are made by a blogger to create drama, provoke arguments, or foster controversy. The reverse of a common internet troll who simply leaves comments to create drama. Troll-Holes are blogs written and controled by a troll, being a writer who writes posts that are meant to create drama.
That blog is such a troll-hole because the posts do nothing, but create drama and incite arguments among its readers.
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