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Before partaking in an act of 69, defecate in an old pair of underpants and pull them down to allow your penis to move freely. Then, as you are about to ejaculate, let the excrement flow out of your nappy onto your partner's head, taking care not to let it flow out prior.
Strategic timing and handling skill is necessary to execute this one. It's not for the faint-of-heart.
I was parked in the rest stop when, out the back, I saw an adventurous young couple performing 69. They did a Wyoming dump truck at the end; it got everywhere.
A Game where everyone likes to be internal fuckfaces and like to drive on the wrong side of the road also do not go to Lamar also when you crash into something or someone truck or car beep beep get banned noob
Ayo I just got American truck simulator
Dat delightful "click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh, click-kuh..." flashers-relay sound dat you hear when da brown boxy delivery-van is parked in front of your house, instantly throwing your excitement into overdrive in eager breathless anticipation of whatever delightful package that the driver is gonna deliver to your family.
Dat familiar UPS-truck cadence may indeed be an exciting sound for regular residential customers to hear, but da loud cloying rhythm quickly becomes "old" for da driver, since he has to listen to it all day at each and every delivery-stop, when he has to activate da truck's safety-flashers.
When (generally on a road trip) you experience a moment of uncertainty when forced to lower your backside onto a particularly unhygienic toilet.
"Man, that toilet was so bad i swear i did a truck stop twerk for a solid 5 minutes."
Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.
"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"
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When a woman takes a steamy shit on am mans dick and is then then fucked by that dick.
Dude, your girlfriend took a huge mexican cement truck last night.
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During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.
Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*
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