ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay
me ur dad lesbian
world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies

ur nanny franny

Worse that ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Joe: hey ur mom gay
Henry:hey ur nanny franny

Joe:”dies slowly”

thinkin with ur dick

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships

“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
horny Nymphomania SexDemon

Ur Mom Ugly

A term which is often used to tell somebody that his/her mother is not good-looking.

Jim:"Yo Ron, Ur Mom Ugly"
or
Jimmy:"U a Garen main?!, Ur Mom Ugly"

ur mom is men

ur mom is men
a bully word

gohan (random dude) : spam ur mom
you : ur mom is men

gohan ( random dude) :rekt

ur gerbil pansexual

This insult is to only been used in extreme circumstances as it can can cause mass hysteria and global gang rape of 4 year olds

Jake: "ur bro homo"
Kyle:" ur granny trannie"
Jake: "ur dog nignog"
Kyle:"ur gerbil pansexual"
*Any living organism spontaneously combusts

Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)

Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.