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Horn Virginity is when you have never honked the car horn at someone while driving.
"I haven't used my horn virginity yet!"
"Don't make me lose my horn verginity?!"
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When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.
(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.
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That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.
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You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.
Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.
Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.
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The noob who chooses the Elite over the Spartan on Halo Live.
I just merked that virgin elite with a headshot because his stupid fucking virgin elite head is 20 times bigger than the Spartan's.
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An older man or woman who snatches the virginity of minors. Also known as a pedophile.
That old man down the street is a virginity snatcher.
The first cigarette in a box. When it is taken out it must be turned upside down and left there. It must never be smoked or given to anybody even if it is your last gwaai
I'm so desperate for a smoke but my gwaais are finished. The only one left is the virgin gwaai