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To be on ones hands and knees masturbating frantically while crying. Usually after being dumped.
"I see Matt got dumped"
"haha yeah he'll be having a mercy wank tonight"
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The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.
I just had the most furious blanket wank ever
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To begin masturbation without finishing entirely.
Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.
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Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.
Dude those pants are horrible!
Yea but they make great wank pants.
Whats that?
You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.
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A Masturbation session while experiencing the effects of Marijuana.
"Dude, I just had the best Space Wank. The buds you gave me are too good!"
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When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.
Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!
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Taking a sweet, young, sensitive and obviously inexperienced country girl, and dry humping her leg until you ejaculate.
She wouldn't let me go all the way so I had a Warnambool Wank instead.
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