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A person of Hispanic descent who looks like a Mexican but is from the Caribbean
Person 1: bro did you hear Hernandez is from Puerto Rico
Person 2: I always knew he was a water beaner
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When, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a crap. When said crap is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such anus where said crap came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.
Once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said crap quickly and cleanly (sort of).
Person 1 "Hey man, yesterday I took a crap that had one of those infinite f*cking shit stains going on""
Person 2 "Damn, I hate those. How did you get it off?"
Person 1 "Just yelled 'I'm tired of this sh*t!' and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of crap."
Person 2 "... Dude, that's disgusting."
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Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.
I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.
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Spice is several different legal herbs combined that is a substitute for marijuana, sold as incense just like salvia.
When you smoke spice out of a bong the bong water smells significantly different than bong water that was used for smoking marijuana. Therefore, Spice water is just bong water that had spice instead of weed filtered through it.
Dude this spice water smells sooo fuckin nasty!
Ya it taste like shitty gravy or somethin
WTF, I can't believe you just drank that!
Buauauaua! (Hank hill scream of terror)
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The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.
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"im not going in there, mm-mm, its gray water."
"whats gray water?"
"JnNjnd!! Its basically piss and shit!"
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Electrified water. Often found when people dig where they shouldn't.
Well I sent three guys down there and they all passed out. Turns out it was Sparkling Water.
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