a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person
i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?
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Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year
Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day
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Your typical woman who doesn't watch the news or pay attention to politics, yet is able to recite a list of things she is currently mad about. This is usually due to being married to a republican who watches fox news all day.
She was spouting conflicting ideologies like she didn't understand what she was saying - what a fox news wife.
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The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
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a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.
Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy
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Eric Cartmanโs Wife was originally derived from a girl called Andrea. Her personality is just like Eric Cartman, arrogant, rude, abusive, bully, self-fish, fat, stubborn, stupid.
And she hates America.
Hello my name is Andrea
Oh, youโre Eric Cartmanโs Wife
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