slow bus

Some one who is ...well, slow.
Some one who rides the short bus is slow, and so we just say slow bus.

"Whats 1+1.. duhhhh?"
"You are such a slow bus."
"No im......-"
"No im, what."
"Dur i forgot."

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Lu Bu

1. A famous Chinese officer regarded as an incredible warrior, and equally as treacherous.

2. A noun describing someone to be like Lu Bu; looking for the next challenge, striving to be the master at what they do, and not standing for having a weak leader.

That dude is the Lu Bu of everything!

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Bus Stop

The Place where woman rub their clits and eat greasy food.

" That Ho Trish went to the bus stop, my bro said she was doin that imbarrising shit again!"

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VW bus

An example of 1904s technology, with its simplicity, offered the owner economy and reliability along with the realization that his transportation differed greatly in style than other vehicles on the road.

"All over the world the name Volkswagen has come to mean robustness, reliability and economy to private owners and businessmen of all kinds." --VW Transporter magazine

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Catch the bus

To blow your shit back .

If I was going to catch the bus , I'd probably do it by blowing my head off ..

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First Bus

The best bus company ever, the only choice when in need if public transport

I love first bus, there quick, cheap and reliable

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Ted's Bus

Someone who is not attractive. Taken from the slang word "busted"- (bus ted- backwards= "teds bus")
There are different levels of not attractive.
Ugly = "riding Ted's bus"
Very Ugly = "driving Ted's Bus"
Ugliest = "mechanic of Ted's Bus"

Did you see the chick he took home last night? Dude she was riding Ted's bus!

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