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Its when a girl is sucking a dick and suprises you by chomping your balls of!
Bob: wheres peter?
John: he's in the hospital
Bob: what happened!
John: he got a New York Neuter
Bob: Oh no... i feel for him
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When a girl gets a head start and slams the ball of her foot on the mans testicles. The testis are then lodged in the anal cavity.
My butthole is ticklish from yesterdays New York punter
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They’re “facilitators” now... they can’t even do that right🤦🏼 ♂️
Central York “Teachers” don’t even teach
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the team that will get their ass handed to them in the super bowl next sunday.
Ely Manning will cry in the 4th quater when the score is 46 to 12. Then Tom Brady will bend him over and fuck em in the ass just like he did to his older pussy brother: Peyton Manning. NEW YORK GIANTS SUCK!
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Noun. A place that isn't NYC and isn't downstate wigger-town. Filled with Hicks and half-witted douchebags who'd rather ride their "sleds" than have a nice chat about theories or do a crossword puzzle.
Me : *Pant, Pant, Pant*
Bro : "Hey, What happened?"
Me : "I said something bad about their tractors and *sleds* and all the sudden they started chasing me."
Bro : "Well, what do you exect, we're in Hicktown, UPSTATE NEW YORK."
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Super Quickly with no hesitation.
Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!
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A sex move derived from Japanese roots, in which The male partner deficates in a cup, mixes it with flour, and makes the female partner eat the feces. After that they then proceed to extensive sexual activity.
JERRY: Dood, did you bang that chick last night?
TOM: Yeah bro! I gave her a New York Sandbag, and then we banged!
JERRY: Nicee. You owned that bitch.
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