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Funny Hot

When a person is attractive while doing a comedic gesture

He’s Funny Hot

by Truthteller4L October 20, 2023


home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 16, 2022


one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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Hot Kami

The art of putting mint chapstick on one’s crusting pussy lips to help the dryness, but ends up causing a intensifying burning sensation with the addition of UTI’s

No way! I just got a Hot Kami and my shit BURNS. *growls*

by Heidi eheheh September 8, 2020


hot kami

A hot kami is a messy shit. As if you shat on the ground. It’s gross but taste like grape soda, Fizzy and wet.

GODDAMNIT LEVI DID YOU HOT KAMI ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR

by bath water September 8, 2020


hot kami

hot kami is a form of saying shat all over the bathroom floor. It’s so gross and will smell for days

GOD DAMNIT LEVI. DID YOU HOT KAMI IN THE KITCHEN?! *Barks*

by bath water September 8, 2020


Hot Muffler

When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.

That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.

by Justhefactsmam August 3, 2017