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When a person is attractive while doing a comedic gesture
He’s Funny Hot
A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"
"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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The art of putting mint chapstick on one’s crusting pussy lips to help the dryness, but ends up causing a intensifying burning sensation with the addition of UTI’s
No way! I just got a Hot Kami and my shit BURNS. *growls*
A hot kami is a messy shit. As if you shat on the ground. It’s gross but taste like grape soda, Fizzy and wet.
GODDAMNIT LEVI DID YOU HOT KAMI ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR
hot kami is a form of saying shat all over the bathroom floor. It’s so gross and will smell for days
GOD DAMNIT LEVI. DID YOU HOT KAMI IN THE KITCHEN?! *Barks*
When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.
That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.