A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.
Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!
An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty
John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.
1. Attempting to save face even though everyone sees right through your attempts to avoid embarrassment.
2. Being a pedantic nuisance.
"I swear I don't know how that stuff got on my computer!"
"Dude, this is some irrelevant save-facing, just admit you're a furry"
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When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.
This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)
A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.
Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.