Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

his face

it was on a t shirt he told.me h e was afraid to dye hahahahahah

his face wsa on tshirr haha

face-glorious

Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.

Mary: This sux, I have to move.

Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.

Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)

Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.

face-bomb

The act of editing an individual's Facebook status and personal information when they have left their account logged in and unattended.

Wow, my Facebook status says "I love cock in my mouth!" That was an intense face-bomb.

Yueng Face

Term used after consuming multiple Yuengling beers which may lead to intoxication

Getting my Yueng Face on tonight with the Boys!!

Yuengling Now. Yueng Face later.

Padge-face

Taking a long, exaggerated, deep breath in, and exhaling loudly and slowly to gather as much attention as possible.

"My degree is so difficult" *padge-face*