Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day
April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'
its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
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Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.
Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3
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December Is National Freak Month
Omg It’s National Freak Month! Let’s Get A Room Baby Girl.
Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked
Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day
April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it
It is national chunky monkey day