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The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game!
Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game.
The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.
You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.
A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.
I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked
A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble
I’d stay away from her, she’s just a cock tease. That’ll get you in trouble.
When your Cock bends backwards during sex
“Dude my girlfriend gave me taco cock last night during sex”