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When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.
Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
Someone that thinks they're better than everyone and always tries to one up someone with a wilder yarn. Most people have one dog but this person has two.
Old Two Dogs interrupted my story last night to bullshit one of his own.
A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)
A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!
That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!
The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.
Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!
The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
The shit that works it way into the penis after a chili dog.
That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for week!
While having a chili dog, the "chili" gets packed into the "dog".
I was pissing brown for a week from and inverted chili dog!