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When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.
They played Cock Rocks at the party
When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.
- Contraction of Cockney-Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
Karl Urban wore full Cock-Face on 'The Boys'
- Contraction of Cockney Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
Karl Urban wore full Cock-Face on 'The Boys'