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On December 18th you send your man a titty pic.
Please send me a titty pic! It’s national send your bf a titty pic day!
National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?
Whats on March 11th?
Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!
What's that?
Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!
Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..
Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.
*2 years later, They are dating*
The End
January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel
“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”
Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
Allir 06 eru faggar þannig að við þurftum að lemja þá National punch a 06 day is heald every year on the 10th of October
O shit it's it is the 10th of October it means it's the national punch a 06 day let's punch them
everyone must form their shit into a caca ball
and freeday off of school
the man forms his shit into a ball of cacaball
there fore national cacaball day november 28th is a holiday