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A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
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While shoving your penis into a woman’s vagina you select multiple hardware tools to shove up her anus while he bleeds all over the bed onto the tools.
“What is your favourite sex”
“Hardware sex!”
Term used by girls who can't admit to themselves that they're a prostitute. Usually uttered by those flashing their clunge for $4.99 on certain websites.
I run my own business online as a sex worker.
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The only class of worker who actually gives a f*ck in today's modern workforce.
Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.
The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.
When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade
When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus
Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it
What Dominic memo is the master of
WOW Domnic gets so much more of the sex then tyler angeli