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neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
A term used by shop workers. Facing means to move stock to the front and have the front label facing forward to look perfect. Something us shop workers do all day. A face rapist is someone (often a customer) who will come along and ruin your hard work by taking an item and making your facing look awful.
Customer: *Picks up item off shelf*
Worker: WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING THAT!!!!! I JUST FACED THAT AND IT LOOKED PERFECT UNTIL YOU RUINED IT YOU FACE RAPIST!!!!!
An aggressive kiss reminding you of the awkward turtle moments of puberty
John totally face-raped me on the dance floor, it was gross! He's such a face-rapist.
The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.
I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.
Time spent on Facebook.
Especially time wasted.
tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"
On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!