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A perfectly straight log, given birth to by man's best friend. A prime example of a textbook dog egg
Haha, look over there! It's a dog's twix on a brick... Only thing it's missing is a wrapper
The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.
Quick Liza, stop the car! I'm clam dogging over here!!
a way of asking if your friend is gay or not
Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j
Klodike Dog is the only important life form on this planet owned by the magical JACKSFILMS.
Klodike Dog is love Klodike Dog is life
-Amen
A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .
I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.