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crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.

She has the worst crouton face this morning!

by MyztresC June 3, 2014


fight me with your face

When Devin threatens to fight you with his face.

I want you to fight me with your face.

by Valatree February 20, 2018


planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009


Face A Blunt

When someone enjoys a full blunt all to themselves. Specifically when they are smoking in a group of people but choose not to pass it. A reference to all the smoke going into their face from the entire blunt.

Wake up in the morning and face a blunt, thats all I know is to smoke out.

by Mike Jackingson September 26, 2023


You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023


Face Spoofing

Exploiting the facebook check-in status while simultaneously clogging up members News Feed page with fictional or non fictional places that you may or may not be at.

Have you seen Jim? No, but I saw on facebook he checked into several questionable establishments in the past 5 minutes.
He must be face spoofing.

by amfr April 20, 2011


Jack face

A face you make while takeing a picture that makes you look really mad and uncomfterbal

God dam he is jack faced

by Dydbdu February 20, 2021