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You proceed to take a wet, dripping shit on your hand and masturbate, covering your dick with the feces. After doing so, take your shit covered dick and shove it down your victims throat.
Your mom loves my Hot Chocolate! She said so with her mouth full!
The substance remaining excreating from a woman’s anus after having anal sex and receiving a cream pie
Bro I dumped my 10 day load in my girl‘s ass last night and you wouldn’t believe the amount of hot chocolate that poured out!
It's like coffee, but it doesn't make you high, tastes fucking amazing, and is reserved for kids only.
Ace: Can I have some hot chocolate, please?
Waiter: Does this look like a Chuck E. Cheese to you.
A fetishistic sex practice where a man enters a women’s or unisex restroom, fishes a used tampon out of the trash and inserts it into his own rectum, simulating having a “period”.
Ever since they introduced unisex bathrooms at work I haven’t been able to stop hot plugging my female coworkers!
A hot carl iz a extremely smelly turd someone just dropped fresh not with use of a toilet.
Damn!!! That fat gurl just dropped a Hot Carl that stunk up the entire gymnasium! Goddamn shes a stinky broad ugh........
Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.
Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.
I gave her a hot Carl, after I buttfuccked her.