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A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.
That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!
Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
a construction worker with a low IQ level or site experience. one who preforms's all the shit job's on a construction site, filling machines with fuel while the operater sits there and watches you..moving fences, hand digging, useing the jack hammer on concrete, not only watching you but by shouting lackey dog at you,and then woof woof,
I've got move them fences and fill machine up with diesel, fuck that let them 2 lackeys stu and Danny do it, get them to clean the shithouse after it..lackey dog
her:YOUR DOG IS CUTE
him:ok when am i coming over