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Anyone who orders a Shot of hard liquor is entitled to a Free Shot of the same on January 14th of any year.
It is National free shot day bro!
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National Get On All Fours Day!
This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.
T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)
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National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!
“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”
National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)
This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”
Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
The Day of grabbing your woman thighs
national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
november 24 is national hang out with the plug day
Yo it’s National Hang Out With The Plug Day let’s hit tony see if he wants to run up monopoly.