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When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade
When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus
Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it
What Dominic memo is the master of
WOW Domnic gets so much more of the sex then tyler angeli
I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.
Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit
Him: Sex invertebra
one man can be working on his female partner for half an hour like a wild rabbit, but she will not be satisfied, and another man, who knows constitution of female genitals and understands nuances, can change slightly the angle of penis penetration and in this way he will activate a sensitive area of her vagina which will allow her be satisfied much quicker. That is just an example of the fact how important is understanding of every position in sex. Knowing and understanding of sex positions is not the top but just a step, but a very important one, approaching you to the real high art of sex.
P1: have you been reading ?
P2: yes I read the art of sex .
P2: good man !
An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.
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a poppa sex-do-er is someone who is interested in fucking to death a child of the same sex, they usually end up in jail for rape, and also eat their own shit(not very healthy) sex
damn that poppa sex-do-er is so hot, i kinda wish i was an 7 year old boy