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So big it swings when he walks
That Ryan Reynolds guy sure does have one hell of a pendulous cock
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”
He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.
Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.
The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,
April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.
The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,
Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."
"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
When you're not dating yet but you've already given them the cock that's the cocking stage.
"are you seeing that guy?"
"Not seriously. We're in the cocking stage."
When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger
My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick
Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.
- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?
son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
A gay male who does nothing but think of ways to get all the cocks around him
This cock predator was checking me out