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Sex god

mustansir the mega chad

girl1:mustansir is a sex god

girl: i swear to god he is amazing

by bruhfckthis March 10, 2022


Sex acts

What a lot of people think Urban Dictionary is for.

Everybody likes to make sex acts as entries because they think it's funny when it's already stale enough. Make up your minds, people!

by blank flank December 26, 2024


gay butthole sex

two men vigorously having anal sex

I walked on on my dad and uncle having gay butthole sex.

by Alkerj Jabibi Kaliki Eid Balaj July 29, 2024

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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 30, 2023


sex worker

The only class of worker who actually gives a f*ck in today's modern workforce.

Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.

The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.

by bitchuck August 15, 2024


Sex Worker

Term used by girls who can't admit to themselves that they're a prostitute. Usually uttered by those flashing their clunge for $4.99 on certain websites.

I run my own business online as a sex worker.

by Semproxion October 10, 2023

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sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole

Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade

by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023