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a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo
dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms
The event on May 23rd celebrating the hatred towards the defender with the second most own goals in the Premier League.
'He keeps not caring about our results, can't wait for National Hate Jamie Carragher Day'
June 6
The day in which you girlfriend has to send you tits pictures
June 6 is National Tits Day
You have to give money to every single person you know named Mohammad, but you don’t have to do it if your name is Mohammad
“Oh no it’s national Mohammad day, I have to give money to Mohammad now”
Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️
Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.
Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*
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