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When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit
S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?
A stupid whore that Simps over people really bad
A cock juggling thunder cuck describes a person who can't help but choose unhealthy relationships.
someone who gets fucked around and keeps going back.
You know they will fuck you off the minute they have something better to do
A term used by a man that drives someone out to the middle of nowhere, stops the car, and demands that the other person have sex with them (cock) or get out and walk back home. Not necessarily rape or assault but pressure to perform none-the-less.
Her: Oh Johnny, why did you park the car on this deserted gravel road many miles from my home?! Are we out of gas?
Him: Cock or walk, baby. Cock or walk.
If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.
Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.
It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again
I feel so bad for that girl her boyfriend has a Nik cock.
When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad