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This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
The act of pulling the male having sex with a female that is other alien or has alien genitalia, inside in personal pocket to be drained of cum, for procreation, usually is a safe process for the male.
Charlie was pulled inside of Aquilla's sex pocket, and drained of cum.
Double Sex is when two people have sex at the same time.
John Sex: I heard that Jill Intercourse wanted to have Double Sex with me!
Brian Ass: Woah isn't that when two people have sex at the same time?
1. (Noun) The puddles of juices left behind after an intense sex session.
2. (Verb) the act of juicing up a mattress to maximum swamp level
Guy1: If you guys are dating, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?
Guy2: So we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. That bed looked like an inside-out water bed.
1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session
2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces
Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?
Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.
When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.
Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!