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A delicious dessert that you give a partner who likes to eat ass. It's just a bit of shit topped with whip cream and a cherry...that ur partner eats from your ass YUM.
Want me to give you a hot fudge sunday baby?
When you accidentally send or receive a neurotic or sexual photo to, or from a relative.
"Did you hear about Jason last week?"
"No."
"He totally got Hot Bricked by his sister!"
"Oh s*%#!"
When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.
Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.
son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket
Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.
Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.
Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral
Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.
Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.