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When a person is bent over at the waist and their amazing ass is pointed at you fully displayed.
She was picking something up off the ground and I couldn't stop staring at her juicy ass. She has such a sexy hot cherry bendover.
When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket
A hot humble human = HHH for short
Hernán is such a hot humble human
Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.
Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!
When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
A condom.
I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...