Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

fanny eyed

It's the opposite to 'Cock Eyed' (when your eyes look together). Fanny Eyed is when your eyes look away from each other.

I jealous of people that can go cock eyed, I can only do fanny eyed.

fanny eyed

It is the look that you get when you have scranned a zoot pastel.

wow your fanny eyed you lad.

Ei-Tiare

Derived from the Cook Island Language, meaning Flower Garland.

One who inherits this name is someone who is Beautiful, Strong, Independent and gives 0 f***s

"Noone can compete with her, she's too Ei-Tiare"

Rattle-eyed

Can't keep your eyes focused.

Man, I'm so rattle-eyed I can't even focus on my work.

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.