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Giving head to two guys at the same time and then vomiting when both penis' ejaculate simultaneously and the ejaculate hits the uvula. This then causes one to vomit all over both erect penis'. Optional: If one is up for the challenge they can do all of this while playing Dance Dance Revolution and Forecasting future cash flows. Also known as the Double Dick Ralph!!
Jason Atwd: Did Dave Rob work on his accounting homework last night?
Patrick Zallrman: I dont think so, I am pretty sure he was busy with some dudes.
Dave Rob: FUCK YA Suckin' Dick at the same time. I DDR'd those FUCKERS!!!!
Jason Atwd and Patrick Zallrman: You got any homework tonight. If not, you wanna head on over and play some DDR with us?!?!
Mike Fullsome: Are you guys talking about The Dirty Dave Rob AKA The DDR?
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...and I have the balls.
Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"
The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.
First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.
Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."
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When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
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god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house
god damit dave i accidentally nuked the house
A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.
Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves
Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?
I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?