Turtle Dove

When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.

Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!

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Codeword Turtle

When you tell your boyfriend you want sex without actually saying sex around other people you may or may not know.

Frankii: Codeword Turtle!
Jonno: Ok lets go you sexy thang!
Old Lady: Ohhhh Turtles are nice, I wonder why they're talking about them.

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Turtle back

A waffle fry (specifically from Chick fil A) with the skin left on.

Hey Christen, are you gonna eat your turtle back fries?

Unpopular opinion: Turtle back fries at Chick-fil-A are the best fries ever.
I hate it when Chick fil A gives me those turtle back fries.

Turtle back fries are a vehicle for sauce.

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orange turtle

A turtle that has been raped by Donald trump

I feel bad for orange turtles

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Mine Turtle

A super cute and friendly turtle that blows up when you step on it. It is from the ASDFMovies.

Guy 1: Die, mine turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!

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the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.

Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.

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turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.

"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."

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