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The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.
The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."
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The act of being drunk and high at the same time. "I'm drunk and high at the same time, drinkin champagne on the airplane."
Dude I was so drunk and high last night. I was 2 Chainzin cuz YOLO.
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The National day were only the thickest prettiest girls get the biggest penis😉
Yo my birthday is today only pretty girls like me get the D on February 2!!!!!!So come on and give me that big juicy penis!!!!
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Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.
It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.
D2LOD is the shit.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
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The one minute that happens twice a day, where you think of someone you absolutley love. Seeing the number "248" is a omen of good luck with your current relationship, or for a relationship to come. It is also another way to say "I love you" to your significant other.
My girlfriend and I were fighting, but in science class, our teacher told us to turn to page 248, and I knew everything would turn out okay.
Two Forty Eight baby, you're the best!
When the clock said "2:48" I started to think about Beefo.
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you are so beatiful and cool if you were born on that day!
july 2
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