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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Yes I Cayenne burger! It comes with cayenne pepper!"
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When an unexpected blow job is offered imediately for the 2nd time. Must be stated in a deep voice and loud!
"Tom do you want me to suck it again? Oh yes....Do it again! "
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A meme in 2018 that originated from a nursery rhyme verse:
johnny johnny
yes papa
eating sugar
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open mouth
hahaha
johnny johnny yes papa but with Lele Pons
Lele Pons
Yes Papa
Telling lies
no papa
Deleting friends posts?
no papa
Open Instagram
IM LATINA
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When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."
Hey guys, your girlfriend will have to say yes to anything you say.
Go and clean the dishes.
Girlfriend say yes day
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A chinese, irish, italian whiskey...made from femented noodles and gorllia piss. An alcohol content greater than 100 percent pure.
In most cultures.. Ye Ole Pasta Twat is a new years eve celebratory beverage that will rip yo goddammed head off. Enjoy..you fuckers !!
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when you don't believe someone and are like course
1)hey i got a new car
me: yes sure mate
1)i swear i did
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