5 Dollars

When a dude doesn't give you his five dollars that he owe you

Dude 1: hey uhh you kinda ow me 5 dollars

Dude2: uhh no I don't

Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do

Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho

PlayStation 5

Something with the power of a PC, priced like a console. The controller is more responsive than your Discord friends.

The PlayStation 5 is better than your trash PC.

Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.

Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!

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Asian 5

The five year 13 subjects most frequently take by Asian students at Auckland Grammar School.
- Maths with Calculus
- Maths with Statistics
- Physics
- Chemistry
- Biology

What novels have you studied this year?
None bro, I'm doing the Asian 5.

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fab 5

The 5 University of Michigan basketball players from the 90's. Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, Chris Webber, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson.

The queers from Queer Eye For The Straight guy.

A hip-hop band from way back.

The Fab 5 lost to Duke in the NCAA Championship

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5-0

policecops, they don't like you

"Shit nigga, its da' 5-0's!"

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5 AM

Worst time ever. This is the time that I have to get up and get ready for school since it starts so early.

GOD I HATE 5 AM! I’D RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN GET UP AT 5 AM TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!

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