penalty box

the rear cargo area of an SUV or van that can hold extra passengers.

so named for being usually cramped and uncomfortable to ride in.

I'm glad Steve gave us a lift into town, even though we got stuck in the penalty box.

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Silent Box

The silent box is an imaginary box.
this box is preferably funny with someone who is high on some sort of drug.

here's how it goes.

you find someone whos high or whatever,
and you say "this is the silent box" and then you make an imaginary box with your fingers.
after they clearly see that this is the silent box, you go "okay your in the silent box now" and pretend to place this invisble box over their heads.
then you back up and start mouthing words, giving the illusion that they are in a mute box and they cant hear you and you cant hear them.
you can do this as long as they fall for it, and i promise its so weird and so funny.

but i advise you, never go in the silent box. it will make you trip balls

Johnny- "YOU SEE THIS BOX, ITS THE FUCKIN SILENT BOX"
Kelly - "wtf?"
Johnny- "YOUR IN THE FUCKIN SILENT BOX NOW"
kelly- "WTF?"
Johnny- *starts mouthing things*
Kelly- "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX"
Johnny- *keeps mouthing*
kelly - "DEAR GOD"

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box fox

Male or female that enjoys the female genitalia also known as a "box". They hunt like a fox to find their next box

Jeff has a different woman every night... Damn hes a box fox.

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smurf box

An object or person of significant aesthetic appeal.

Sometimes typed as "smurfbox" or "smurf-box".

"That girl is total smurf box."

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locker box

to fight someone with a hockey helmet and gloves

person 1:Did u see tim locker box T?
person 2:Yea tim got his ass beat
person 1: Damn T's a blonde beast

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body boxing

When two people punch each other in the torso. From the neck down to the waistline. The point is to pretend fight your friends instead of literally getting hit in the face and get your ass hurt.

Bob: Dude, me and Tyler were body boxing like 5 rounds last night.
Dylan: Wow, dude you must be sore.

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tata box

the vagina belonging to a female graduate student studying biochemistry (specifically, gene expression and/or transcription factors)

"yo man...have you seen that chic who works in that lab two doors down?...man, i would just munch on that tata-box of hers"

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