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Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.
The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.
Form of planning a date during the COVID19 2020 Pandemic. Sexual encounters during covid times.
dad: how did you and mom meet?
dad: we were covidating back in the day!
When China used the cover of coronavirus crisis to tighten its administrative control over Hong Kong, by implementing a new national security law following months-long pro-democracy protests that had plagued the city.
With the recent arrest of pro-democracy lawmakers in the midst of the Covid-🇭🇰 crisis, Hong Kong’s “One Country, Two Systems” governance model suffered a political stroke before falling into a coma.
Feelings you get over the phone or in quarantine with someone. It’s like a summer fling but during the covid-19 pandemic.
“So I mean nothing to you?”
“Nope I caught covid feelings sorry! “
When people in some places are more likely to be bitten by a snake or cobra during a lockdown than contracting the coronavirus—these venomous reptiles are being spotted more frequently as they search for smaller or middle sized animals, which have moved away from their natural habitat, to survive.
Due to frequent lockdowns in a number of cities in China, people are more afraid of Covid-🐍 than Covid-19.
When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.
“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”
“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”
COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.
COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.