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the coolest dude like ever, super cute, smart, and so so good at baseball
Yo did u see his homer, that guys definitely a patrick cagney
The lord of Pythagorean theorem, will teach it to you endlessly
Jerry Patrick: sorry for teaching Pythagorean Theorem so much but you're going to need it
Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game
Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?
An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself
Last night Maxwell did pull a Patrick.
In a bipartisan relationship, the act of enforcing a belief system between both individuals which seeks only to fit the needs of production, usually - to fill the needs of the controlling party's sexual desires (see fetishized capitalism, systematic sexual dysmorphia)
The whole time, I was unaware that his desire to Patrick Johnson me, far outweighed the needs of mine.
Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love
Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot